Answering the latest plea for brevity, here’s a Wednesday edition of Canon Fodder’s Quick Hitters with all the news you’ve probably missed this week.
The Guangdong Tigers are blocking Yi Jianlian, the sixth overall pick in the NBA draft, from signing with the Milwaukee Bucks citing, “…we want to find a team suitable for Yi’s growth.â€
Umm, he’s pretty much done all the growing he’s going to do. And talk about looking a gift horse in the mouth, he’s seven feet tall and Chinese. What more can they ask of him?
Michael Rasmussen of Denmark dons the yellow jersey after nine stages of the Tour de France.
Since the retirement of the uni-testicle and the fall from grace of the juicer, cycling has gone right back to its proper place among on the American sports scene; back to being completely ignored.
Kevin Harvick won for the fourth time in Chicagoland’s brief seven year history.
Critics criticize the track for its less-than-interesting layout. Oval. Left turns. It looks just like every other boring NASCAR track to my untrained eye.
The Detroit Lions made Cory Redding the highest paid defensive tackle in NFL history.
…At least until the next less-than-mediocre team goes and grossly overpays someone else. Mark my words; two years from now Lions’ management will be claiming Redding’s contract is a yoke around their neck and the reason they can’t sign free-agent talent. On the bright side, if the Lions can find ten more guys to play around Redding, they might actually have a defense this season.
The Feds handed down an indictment on Falcons quarterback Michael Vick.
There’s nothing funny about doing serious time in a federal prison. Vick has spent six years in the NFL escaping the pocket and causing chaos among opposing defenses. Now Vick is facing half-a-dozen years of escaping amorous cellmates.
All-too-brief today. Call it a bone thrown to our less-than-dedicated readers. Check back in on Friday and I should have a full-blown article for you.