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The Beauty of Synergy

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007

Just a warning: I’m feeling a bit poignant today…

 

An old friend of mine was married on Friday. Kevin was a defenseman on a couple of teams we played on together before moving out of state. He and his bride-to-be would be in town just long enough for the ceremony and reception, and then head back to their home in Atlanta.

 

As I went about my day, I thought of what I could write for Canon Fodder. I was also attempting to put into perspective why Kevin’s departure was so bothersome for me. Other players had come and gone without a second thought. Kevin and I were good drinking buddies but – outside of hockey – we really weren’t that close. Good friends but hardly best friends.

 

So what was I going to miss so much about this particular guy?

 

To be fair, I’m a mediocre goalie at best. Maybe better than average for beer league, but nothing to write home about. I’ve always had to bring more to the table than just stopping pucks to prove my worth. I keep the team organized and attempt to be a calming factor during games. I try to use my brain to make up for what I lack in actual talent.

 

Much the same way, Kevin is terribly average in his hockey abilities. He can skate well enough and he’s not afraid to handle the puck, but he’s never been the best on any team at either skill. He’s a role player, that fourth defenseman you need to round out a unit. The kind of guy you can pair with anyone because Kevin has enough of each skill to compliment his defense partner. In that regard, he’s the ideal defenseman for any team and a key reason I went out of my way to have him join my two best hockey teams.

 

On the way to the ceremony I finally put it all into perspective. Kevin and I were two mediocre talents that, when working together, produced a beautiful synergy.

 

Now I realize some of you are reading this and wondering if there’s some serious “man-crush” going on but it’s nothing of the sort. Anyone that has played an organized team sport has had the opportunity to experience exactly that to which I’m referring. Those not fortunate enough to experience it for themselves may have witnessed secondhand watching former Tigers Alan Trammell turn a double play with Lou Whitaker or St. Louis Blues Adam Oates assist on a Brett Hull goal or even John Stockton bouncing a pass to a Carl Malone slashing to the paint during their days in Utah. 49ers Joe Montana and Jerry Rice would certainly have something to offer on the subject of synergy on the playing field.

 

My point is Kevin and I will never be worthy of Hall of Fame stature in any sport but our playing styles were so complimentary as to raise both our games to another level. While playing together we managed to skate our way into a few championships. Though a goalie always has a special bond with his defensemen, Kevin and I went a step further.

 

As a goalie, there’s no better feeling than knowing your defenseman is going to perform his duties perfectly. Kevin and his workman-like approach to protecting the goal crease always thwarted opponents breaking off the wing toward the slot. There was no need for him to awkwardly use his hockey stick to block a shot that could deflect into the net; Kevin knew to let me see the shot and get ready to clear away the inevitable rebound. On the occasion I would wander too far from the net, Kevin would be there to interfere with an opponent long enough to allow me to meander back to the crease. A loose puck in the crease? Kevin would tie up his guy and allow me to find and cover it for the whistle. He did his job and always allowed me to do mine.

 

Most importantly, when things looked their grimmest – facing an offensive onslaught on the wrong end of a power play – Kevin was always there to offer a sly grin because we knew we were going to kill the penalty and eventually win the game.

 

With all this tumbling through my head, I attending the ceremony and had a great deal of fun. The food was wonderful. The liquor was top shelf. A chocolate fountain was the centerpiece dessert. The late night snack consisted of White Castle cheeseburgers. (This led to a Bermuda Triangle-esque combination of gin, too much chocolate and sliders. The result was a lost night of sleep as I spent more than a few hours on the commode.) The night peaked when members of the 80s band The Romantics were on-hand to jam with the bridal party on stage. A good time was had by all in attendance.

 

There came a time in the night when Kevin was with a relatively small group of guys at the bar (and I happened to be in need of another gin and tonic). I stood there as Kevin finished his story to the gentlemen when he turned and noticed me. “And here,” he boasted, “is the best goaltender I’ve ever played with. I don’t know what it was about him, but he always brought the best out in me.” We exchanged a few quick stories and eventually the group broke up as Kevin had groom responsibilities to attend to. I was pleased with the compliments he had bestowed and went back to my table.

 

Later, when it was time for the wife and I to leave, I was fortunate enough to catch Kevin without friends or family competing for his attention. I told him all the usual wedding stuff. Nice ceremony. Great food. His bride looked gorgeous. Blah, blah, blah. He looked at me and said, “I’m really happy but the one thing missing in my life is playing hockey.” I’ve still got a little hockey left in me but the end of the road is definitely in sight so I could sympathize. What he said next convinced me there is more to this synergy stuff than just my imagination. “We really played well together.”

 

We did.

 

Maybe one day he’ll move back to town and we’ll have another chance to lace up the skates.

 

I’m always grateful for the wonderful times I’ve had playing team sports. It’s been my privilege to play with many fine teammates over the years. But in the end, it’s those few wonderful moments when everything was in sync between myself and teammates like Kevin I’ll always cherish the most.

 

A quick example…

 

Our team had been to four championships without winning. With one of our least-talented rosters in years, we found ourselves back in the championship game after an incredible playoff run (including a 2-1 double-overtime shootout victory). The key to this particular team was a commitment to defense over our previous more freewheeling squads and as a result our games were much closer whether winning or losing.

 

So there we were in the waning moments with a one-goal lead, a faceoff just inside the opposing zone and maybe a dozen seconds on the clock. We were seconds away from capturing our first championship after years of failure. Kevin was on defense when I called out to his partner and him. “There’s just a few seconds left. Nothing gets past you guys.”

 

Kevin turned just enough to flash a wry grin over his shoulder and say, “There ain’t nothin’ getting past us.” We both knew what had to done and both of us were confident in each other’s ability to do it.

 

And then we won the championship.

 

And my defenseman was there to share it with his goalie.

 

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Sit Back and Enjoy the Ride

Friday, June 8th, 2007

The journey is the reward.
– Chinese proverb

A reader recently shot a rather lengthy e-mail my way begging the question of which is worse – to be a fan of a team that consistently falls just short of a championship or to follow a franchise that’s rarely if ever in contention? The obvious response (to me, at least) is to say the former is much more preferable to the latter. Competitive teams are much more entertaining than consistently awful teams. (Unless you’re a masochist.)

Whether he intended it to or not, the reader’s query got me thinking about what we should expect from our favorite sports franchises. Should any fanbase be disappointed when their team falls just short of a championship? Does too much regular season success followed by post-season mediocrity breed contempt?

Living in Detroit, I’ve been blessed to watch the Red Wings (NHL), Pistons (NBA), University of Michigan Wolverines (football), Michigan State Spartans (basketball) and most recently, the Tigers (MLB) all enjoy a great deal of success in recent years. Some of these teams have been dominant for more than a decade and as a result, the expectations of their loyal throng have risen to unrealistic levels. Any season the Wolverines don’t win the Big Ten, the radio waves carry a cacophony from talking heads calling for the dismissal of the team’s head coach. And heaven forbid the Red Wings win the President’s Cup (for the best regular season record) and fail to bring home Lord Stanley’s Cup to sit alongside of it. Pistons fans are beginning to sound eerily similar too. The mentality seems to be win or don’t bother. The gulf between champion and runner-up seems to be greater than that between second place and worst in the league. Sooner or later, we’ll stop calling it “second place” and start labeling it “first loser”.

Don’t believe me? Look at the Atlanta Braves. Here’s a team that has enjoyed an unprecedented run of success going back to the early 1990s. Near the tail end of their incredible string of fourteen consecutive division titles, the team had troubles selling out their new stadium for playoff games. It’s with stunning regularity you’ll hear someone speak of their success only to downgrade it by mentioning the fact the Braves only managed to win a single World Series during that time. An organization that went to five championships in nine years is considered to be a failure by some critics because they lost four of the five times. During this same stretch of time, the Florida Marlins managed a pair of World Series championships in their only two trips to the post-season and are often thought of as a more successful organization. Two post-season berths compared to fourteen? Fans have become so jaded in Atlanta (and across the nation) as to expect the Braves to flounder in the post-season.

Compare this with the fate of the Kansas City Royals year after year. Since their World Series victory in 1985, the Royals haven’t been to the post-season even once. In the twenty-one seasons since then, Royals fans have seen their favorite team peak three times in second place in their division. Considering Kansas City is the absolute antithesis of Atlanta, I’m sure any blue-blooded Royal fan would opt to punch a Braves fan in the face rather than be subjected to talk of why it’s a shame the Braves can’t be more successful. There’s little sympathy to be found in Kansas City (and in a dozen other baseball towns) because Atlanta fans don’t know how good they have it.

The same goes for Red Wings fans. If a diehard Blackhawk fan were to haul off and slug a Red Wing fan bemoaning their lack of post-season prowess, well, I wouldn’t blame the Chicago fan.

And Arizona Cardinals fans have a chip on their collective shoulder big enough to have a right to attack any sports fan so be careful around them too.

In the end, my advice to fans of any team is to sit back and enjoy the ride. If your team has been riding high, take in a few games and bask in the warmth of winning. It won’t last forever. (Even Yankee fans are coming to this realization.) Is your team rebuilding? Embrace the up-and-coming talent. Watch them develop into elite professionals. Say you knew-them-when. And if your team is a veritable dog, adopt a second team. Though sports polygamy is a dicey subject with some diehards, can anyone really blame fans of the Detroit Lions, Arizona Cardinals, Kansas City Royals, Pittsburgh Pirates, LA Clippers, Golden State Warriors, Chicago Blackhawks, Boston Bruins or anyone from Cleveland or Philadelphia if they started following another team just to feel what it’s like to cheer again? It’s grown men playing children’s games. Get an icy beer, a hot dog, a comfy seat and enjoy the show. It’s supposed to be fun. Relax.

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Odds and Sods

Thursday, June 7th, 2007

(If every CSI show can pimp a song from The Who, I should be able to borrow an album title without getting crucified.)

Let’s play catch-up.

So what happened last Friday on my wife-and-child-free weekend? Four bars on Friday adding up to eleven hours of fun for me but an extremely boring post for Canon Fodder. Most of my entries read as follows:

“11:05 – First beer.”

“1:00 – Bleu cheese nachos.”

“1:17 – Fifth beer.”

“5:29 – ??? beer.”

Riveting stuff. I could probably extrapolate a slew of stories from my notes and produce a Homeric tale of epic proportions, but reader feedback has shown shorter posts are more preferable. Ask and you shall receive, or in this case, not receive as I’ll attempt to be more succinct.

A quick synopsis of Friday, Saturday and Sunday: I drank a lot, staggered into and out of half-a-dozen bars, attended a luau-themed wedding reception and didn’t get a lick of writing done. Most of my sports watching consisted of mere glimpses up at whatever game was playing. (Way too much women’s softball and arm wrestling for my liking, but either was preferable to poker.) The wife and kid arrived home safe-and-sound on Sunday night (but not before another delay on the tarmac and an additional extra hour trapped on a plane with a pair of toddlers for no apparent reason). As I said, riveting stuff.

But a ton of stuff did happen in the world of sports last week that I didn’t take the opportunity to touch on. Here we go…

Carlos Zambrano and Michael Barrett of the Chicago Cubs got into a dugout scuffle that carried into the locker room and resulted in multiple stitches for Barrett.
It brings a whole new meaning to the term “battery mates”.

Sticking with the Cubs, Lou Pinella was ejected on Saturday and later suspended for an argument with an umpire.
It’s only June and the Cubs are coming apart at the seams. Does anyone believe this guy could handle the pressure of managing the Yankees as he was so commonly thought to be heir apparent?

A little more baseball: Roger Clemens’ first start for the Yankees was bumped back until the weekend when New York travels to Pittsburgh due to a “groin” strain.
Are you telling me the Pinstripes weren’t eager to have Clemens work his first game kinks out versus an American League lineup? Expect another mysterious ailment to befall the future Hall of Fame pitcher if his turn in the rotation comes up on a roadtrip to Boston. I’m no conspiracy nut, but I think the rumors of Clemens’ cowardice have some merit and I believe the Yankees realize their savior is mortal. What are the chances Cashman signed Clemens to distract the media and fans from the Yankees last place position in the standings and buy the team a bit more time to turn things around?

LeBron “King” James led the Cleveland Cavaliers through Detroit and into the NBA Finals.
Now we’ll be inundated with LeBron versus Duncan stories because of their conflicting styles. My prediction? The Spurs and their “boring” (unless you actually enjoy watching teamwork and an unselfish superstar making everyone around him better) style over the Cavs in six. LeBron will win one game alone on talent, and another because of some hometown officiating but there’s nothing to make me believe they can overcome a polished team like the Spurs. One more title will cement Tim Duncan’s NBA legacy and the torch can be passed to LeBron next year.

Tank Johnson of the Chicago Bears has handed an eight-game suspension for violating the NFL’s new conduct policy.
Let’s hope he doesn’t spend all this newfound time on his hands hanging out with Pacman Jones. On the bright side, Michael Vick’s probably going to get a lot more than just eight games at home so he can keep Pacman company when Tank goes back to work. (Moral of the story: play with guns and thugs but don’t mess with PETA.)

The Anaheim Ducks won the Stanley Cup over the Ottawa Senators in five games.
(I’ll attempt to write this without sounding bitter as Ducks happen to be the team that knocked my beloved Red Wings out of the playoffs.) Hockey of the lowest common denominator. That’s the only way I can describe the way the Ducks play. Grind, hold, grind, hold, cheap shot, grind and hold some more. I’m willing to believe goalie J.S. Giguere is a wonderful guy and loves puppies and helps old ladies across the street, but in hockey terms, this guy is overrated. Way overrated. I don’t even believe he’s the best goalie on his own team. Now I’ll have to endure the rest of his career hearing how he’s a Stanley Cup winner. And I don’t even want to talk about Chris “Elbows-Up” Pronger getting his name engraved on the most precious trophy in all sports. The only aspect of this whole debacle I’m happy about is Disney’s influence (the former “Mighty” in the team nickname) will be left off the cup. (Okay, I’m done being bitter.)

The MLB draft is being shown live on ESPN this year.
Though I’m happy to see the coverage, how long will it be before folks realize this isn’t the NFL or NBA draft where players can immediately impact their teams? At best, a small percentage of these players being drafted will have so much as a cup of coffee in the big league. Sorry boys and girls but you’ll forget about these first round picks long before they ever lace-up the cleats for your favorite team. That’s just the way baseball works.

New Zealand is headed to the America’s Cup.
Though yachting is technically a sport (I think, maybe), there’s no way I’m going to cover it no matter how much of it my wife forces me to watch. It’s just a bunch of rich guys on boats. I can see the same thing in a rap video with the additional benefit of some booty-shakin’ thrown in. In other words, it’s a bunch of people I’ll never associate with doing something I would never care to do. (Sadly, I wonder if it’s getting better ratings than the NHL on Versus.)

I’ll cut it off here lest I offend my readers with short attention spans. Pop in tomorrow when I should have another new post. If you like what you’ve seen, keep stopping by and pass the word about Canon Fodder on to friends. Have a question or comment or even a biting criticism? Send them my way at jeff@canon-fodder.com.